Martin Sugar,” Roger’s insult to the matricidal convict he’s sitting with on the bus ride to prison. “I’d even settle for a mother killer without Edward James Olmos cheeks.” From “Four Little Words.” This is the only appropriate response to give when someone tells you they’re an ethicist.ġ1. For all of Brian Griffin’s atheist posturing, he was never this hard on religion. From “Rapture’s Delight,” Roger giving his brutally honest take on Christianity. “It’s like Harry Potter, except it causes genocide and bad folk music!” He would eventually come around, though.ĩ. From “It’s Good To Be Queen,” when Steve thinks the Mitch, the pizza delivery guy is Jesus, and Roger is skeptical. “When someone starts a sentence with ‘what delivering pizzas has taught me,’ that’s pretty much your cue to tune out.” If you couldn’t tell, Roger really has it in for Klaus.Ĩ. From “Stan’s Best Friend,” when Klaus thinks he could be the family’s pet. “You can’t be a pet unless someone loves you.” Your cooking is as bad as her acting!”įrom “My Morning Straitjacket,” giving Francine’s latest meal some rather harsh words.ħ. “God, that’s awful! Francine, Courteney Cox played a chef on Friends. This was another great episode for Roger insults, landing two in the top 5.Ħ. From “Dope & Faith,” when Stan wants to call a friend, and has little black book is covered in dust. “Stan has no friends! And he didn’t even realize! He’s like America: The Guy!” From “Dope And Faith,” as Steve is about to visit a carnival psychicĥ. “Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past: forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions.” “This guy’s a douche with a capital bag!”įrom “The One That Got Away,” when Roger notices that his alter-ego Sydney Huffman has a book called How Do You Do: A Gentleman’s Guide To MannersĤ. From “Great Space Roaster,” Roger telling Klaus why he won’t let him participate in his birthday route.ģ. It’s 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.” I say that not out of anger but simply as a fact. Note: this is the episode in which Francine tries to make Roger a better person, but it turns out Roger actually needs to insult people in order to live. From “Frannie 911,” severely insulting Steve’s dancing skills. “I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned, and buried next to Hitler. Let’s pay tribute to Roger’s glorious rudeness by looking at 15 of his nastiest insults ever.ġ. He has essentially no filter, saying whatever viciously cruel things pop into his head. Roger Smith of American Dad may be the most brutally honest character on television.
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